Believe it or not, I am still sane.
You should do NaNoWriMo next year. (You know. National Novel Writing Month.)
In my NaNoWriMo novel I am currently at a word count of 6507 words.
My two smugglers-turned-spies (Yes. They're spies now.) are hiding in enemy territory listening to a couple of lizards geeking out about new swords.
Me in the Nebraska Supreme Courtroom
(This is completely unrelated to the post)