In Which the Kids (and Daddy) Tell a Scary Story...

Once there was a large storm.

A menacing shadow rose over the abandoned cemetery.

Suddenly, it took the form of a marauding banana!

The banana chuckled and said to himself, "Time to make...applesauce!"  The homes of the slumbering apple people shone in the moonlit valley below.

He stalked down the slope, his stalk glistening in the soft, evil light.

A semi roared toward him.  He held out his peel and the truck slipped on it.

Meanwhile, in a small apple house, Susie Apple sat up in bed.  She saw the banana and screamed.

Meanwhile, up on a high mountainside in a cave, there was a wicked wizard who was controlling the banana!

The wizard had a cold, so he went to an evil guy and the evil guy killed the wizard.

The banana went completely insane or, as some people might say, it went "bananas."

The giant marauding bananas banana jumped into Susie Apples house, so she made Banana Shakes.

The End

Can you guess who wrote 

each part of the story?

Zombie Troll Ogre

For starters, the Zombie Troll Ogre is a troll that walks around every night and raises the dead from their graves and builds the zombie parts onto its self.

This monster is mentioned in my novel Beavers Vs. The Dark King.  Oh, and by the way, do not have nightmares because I made up this monster!

Uh oh, here comes one now!  Bye bye, I must go!

The Awesomeness of Peter

Hello, again.  This is Peter calling.  Sorry, I am not on the phone, I am just pretending to be on the phone.

But first, let us determine who is awesomer, David or Peter?

I think Peter!  And David thinks both.

Wait, have you seen this picture of me driving a giant war machine?

And here is a picture of Indiana Jones escaping from the boulder:

Oh, and by the way, no one can escape ME, because I am PETER!  Mwa ha ha ha HA!

Also, bye-bye, because the giant monster of DEATH is coming and I must pack up and LEAVE!

What a Kraken is Like

The Kraken is, as I told you, a gigantic squid that dives into the water and creates gigantic spinning beds of water that suck ships to the bottom of the sea.  It is very similar to the monster that lives right down at the bottom of the sea, which creates a giant whirlpool, which sucks ships to the bottom, just like the Kraken's whirlpools.  I forgot what its name is, though.

Here are the weapons of the Kraken:

• 8 powerful arms
• 2 gigantic tentacles
• hidden ink sack
• mantle
• beak

The Kraken is a gigantic danger to ships sailing on the sea, especially to giant warships because they have lots of people to lose.




This Kraken is eating a giant warship!

Peter's Monsters

Hello,
My name is Peter and I am nearly evil (I like to pretend to be evil).  And I love monsters.  Here are some of the monsters that I like.

Chimera

The Chimera is like a lion with a fire-breathing goat head and a poisonous snake head, plus a plain lion head. 

Manticore

The Manticore is a red lion with the head of a man and a big scorpion-like tail with lots of poisonous barbs it can shoot off. 

Cockatrice

The Cockatrice is like a demon-like chicken with poisonous breath.

These are all mythical monsters, but they are cool anyway. 

There is also a Kraken, which is like a super giant squid that generates whirlpools as it dives down into the water, but I can't draw a very good picture of it.

Also, the Leviathan, which is like half lantern fish and half crocodile, and it eats Krakens!